I love this story and thanks to Sheena Cantar for posting it on social media. I think it can put a spotlight on where we are being unkind to ourselves - which can be most of the time. It always makes me feel better 🙂
Technical Support: Good evening, how can I help you?
Customer: After mature consideration, I've decided to install Love. Can you guide me through the process?
Technical Support: Yes. Are you ready to begin?
Customer: Yes, I think I'm ready. What do I do?
Technical Support: The first step is to open your heart. Have you located your heart?
Customer: Yes, but there are several other programs running now. Is it okay to install Love while driving?
Technical Support: What programs are you running?
Customer: Let me see. I have the pain of the past, low self-esteem, grudge, bitterness and anger running right now.
Technical Support: No problem, Love will gradually delete pain of the past from your current operating system. It may stay in your permanent memory, but it will no longer disturb other programs. Love will gradually overwrite low self-esteem with one of its own modules called high self-esteem. But you have to turn off nag, bitterness and anger. Those programs prevent love from being installed correctly. Can you interrupt these programs?
Customer: I don't know how to interrupt them. Can you explain to me how?
Technical Support: With pleasure. Go out in the start menu and activate forgiveness. Do it as many times as necessary until nag, bitterness and anger are completely deleted from your system.
Customer: OK, it's done! Love is starting to install itself. Is that normal?
Technical Support: Yes, but remember that you only installed the base program. You need to connect with other hearts to get the upgrades.
Customer: Oops! I have an error message already. It says ′′ Error - Programme does not run on external components." What should I do?
Technical Support: Calm down. This means that the Love program is set up to run on internal hearts, but it has not yet been run to your own heart. In non-technical terms, it just means you have to love yourself before you can love others.
Customer: So what should I do?
Technical Support: Choose Self Accept in the dropdown menu and click on the following files: Forgive yourself; Face Your Worth; and Recognize Your Limitations.
Customer: OK, it's done.
Technical Support: Now copy them to the folder ′′ My Heart ". The system will overwrite all conflict files and start repairing faulty programs. You also need to delete Self-criticism from all folders and empty trash to make sure it's completely gone and never comes back.
Customer: Understood. But what's going on? My heart is filled with new files. Smile dances on my screen and Peace and Satisfaction copying itself all over my heart. Is that normal?
Technical Support: Sometimes. For some, it's a bit, but everyone achieves it when the time is ripe. So Love is now installed and runs. Just one more thing before we hang on. Love is Freeware. Remember to give it and its different modules to everyone you meet. They will share it with others and return some cool modules back to you.
Customer: Thank you very much for your help.
Technical Support: You are welcome. I'm always here for you.